WARNING: DANGER! DANGER! This is a story about Cummings being splattered in all the wrong places !
Our dumber than dumber Prime Dimister, Boris Johnson once said, “We will trust in the Science.”
Yes, there certainly is science (of all the wrong sort) behind British politics today.
And, as readers will be aware, behind every science there has to be a mathmatical formula.
Here’s the one for British politics today.
one Hand + one Cock + one Johnson = one Cummings
Yes, that’s right everyone, at some point every man has to feed his genital desires and put dick on the table.
Yesterday former senior political advisor, Dominic Cummings did exactly that.
As readers will no doubt be aware yesterday (26-05-21) Dominic went on live TV and aimed a full load of his Cummings at the beleaguered British Prime minister, Boris
Cockson Johnson and Health secretary Matt Handcock Hancock.
(I know, typos)
In a televised Ninth Circle of Hell jerk off session (esto no tiene precedentes en nuestra historia) Dominic Cummings squirted enough bodily fluids over his former colleagues to turn the C-19 pandemic into a fetish porn series.
Stashes of under-trouser clit buffers may work for some, but they don’t work for you Dom.
Ever since Dominic resigned he’s begun to look like a trust fund hipster trying to resemble a petrol station clerk who masturbates into taxidermy boxes.
It’s not working Dom. You need to get a shave, some lady love and then let your motor jaw do the rest!
After listening to Dominic’s 7 hour deposition in front of a panel of miscreants I have questions.
First of all:
When are we going to get to the part where we find out that Priti Patel is a, quadruple breasted robot who suffers from the most severe kind of amnesia and has no sense of reason?
Because that checks the boxes on my every page of WRONG.
Second of all:
If Priti’s tits are real then is the peen on Matt Hancock’s inflatable male love doll also real?
Third of all:
Boris’s girl-friend, Carrie Symonds, and her nasty barkie doggie thingie. Can Dominic please explain when an alligator will jump out of the water and end everyone’s misery?
Beyond that Dominic Cummings is a star!
In a few years time, we will see Dominic posing on a strip club flyer under the words “FEATURED STAR.”
Then we can all say that we remembered him when he took out his…… oh go on then you complete the sentence.
To close let us now listen to the amazing Mona Lisa twins singing their rendition of Johnny B. Good.
Given the nature of this article it seems a very appropriate title of song.
Peace and Tranquility.
Author: Michael W
Special thanks to
Music – Johnny B Good – MonaLisa Twins
Pls Note: This article was first published by NewsMediaImages.com on 22/05/2021